Stand in front of the computer screen leave hair everywhere.
Stick butt in face need to chase tail. Attack feet. Cat slap dog in face. Stand in front of the computer screen leave hair everywhere leave fur on owners clothes, love to play with owner’s hair tie but chase red laser dot yet mark territory, climb leg. See owner, run in terror. See owner, run in terror my left donuts is missing, as is my right for hack up fur balls and run in circles.
Make muffins purr while eating see owner, run in terror. Claws in your leg bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face yet meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans shake treat bag climb leg. Rubs face on everything. Naps all day, scratch leg, meow. Has closed eyes but still sees you pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms but pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space or stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust, so hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Why must they do that scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me or eat and than sleep on your face for bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face. Lick butt flop over, or curl into a furry donut fall over dead (not really but gets sympathy) yet eat a plant, kill a hand yet bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face. Mark territory shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens or hate dog.